Riding bike on ice... By Lewis - 25/01/2019 00:30 - France - Paris This is some kind of déjà vu. I agree, your life sucks 149 You deserved it 399 Share Tweet Share
Today, I learned my dad is the kindest, most generous, hard-working soul anyone has ever met. He'll give someone the shirt off his back if they need help. Except for us, his immediate family, whom he screams and cusses at daily, expects to do everything ourselves, and thinks we're incompetent when we need help. FML I agree, your life sucks 494 You deserved it 90
Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 337 You deserved it 15 970
Today, I woke up to find out that my practically feral cat had chewed through my laptop charger cable. I guess I won't be getting much work done today. FML I agree, your life sucks 692 You deserved it 264
Today, the first guy I've ever loved is going to a fancy dress party with my best friend. He did tell me he needed space to think about us this whole weekend. I guess I know what he's been thinking. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 258 You deserved it 2 087
Today, my parents gave me a letter they'd forgotten about since late last year. In it was a $30,000 scholarship to a local master's program with an application due date of two weeks ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 550 You deserved it 305
Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 059 You deserved it 6 061
Today, I discovered that apparently my six-year-old daughter actually believes that the United States is the only country with advanced technology. FML I agree, your life sucks 778 You deserved it 429
Today, I threw my clothes in the laundry and had only penguin pajamas to wear. My mother forgot to mention that she was expecting a handyman. Guess who got greeted by an adult woman in a penguin suit. FML I agree, your life sucks 4 165 You deserved it 856