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Today, I accidentally bought an audio book through iBooks for $40 AUD. I'm deaf. FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 5 November 2018 05:00 /
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Today, for lunch I bought a burger, fries and milkshake. As I went to sit down the milkshake spilled all over the table, in my failed attempt to catch it I also managed to spill my fries all over the floor. FML

By sarita - / Sunday 4 November 2018 08:30 / Canada
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Today, while teaching my brother to drive on the freeway, I told him to downshift from 4th to 3rd. He went into 1st instead, blowing my engine and transmission. I can't afford to get it fixed. FML

By willkftw - / Saturday 3 November 2018 23:30 / Australia - Blackburn
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OP here. I was on the lease. I was approved to go off the lease, as someone else was moving into the house. 3 bedroom house, 2 people on the lease, I move out, someone else moves in. The real estate agent changed his mind about me going off the lease because the new chick wasn’t going into my room - which he can’t actually do - and the lease doesn’t specify who is in which room. The real estate...
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Zombie

# Nickname Bites
1 MysteryGuitarMan 447
2 whatshername?! 359
3 im365sostressed 7
4 CaseyR 4
5 double_A_17 0
6 tlg_1999 0
7 curlyhairedeli 0
8 disregarded 0
9 TheTenthRegen 0
10 sophia052535 0
# Total 817

vampire

# Nickname Bites
1 newbiemalestr8 2600
2 BadAtPuns 1457
3 Ashamed_Sister 1000
4 abigiggles 220
5 hellsingthecreator93 183
6 Dave_Davington 135
7 EclipticaLibra 120
8 Vaella 81
9 Callyn 48
10 xsandra 45
# Total 6180

werewolf

# Nickname Bites
1 MrGoesNuts 930
2 Taurus_ChicKa 50
3 thisisbutaname 39
4 tinyme2 3
5 ohnoo_ew 0
6 sami_91 0
7 aquarius2 0
8 aquarius 0
9 muffin69 0
10 cometdancer10159 0
# Total 1022
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