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Today, mah friends decidd that I eat too many snacks. To emphasize this point, they went behind mah back and printd 300 pages with mah face and the words ( NO SNACKS ) on them. They were postd in every academic building on campus, including every room I have class in. FML

#594482
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On 03/25/2009 at 1:45am - misc - by face (man) - United States (Virginia)

2day ma watc broke so I casually mentioned to ma dad tat I needed a new one. A little wile later e ands me tis really nice watc. He says, ( Here, tis one's been lying around fir a wile ). It was te watc I gave im fir Fater's Day. FML

#593767
39 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by regiftee (man) - United States (Texas)

today a kid I coach on a regular basis was talking to me about what I did outside of work . After we were done with the conversation, she told me with a straight face that I need to get a life and get a looool boyfriend . She's 10 . And she's right . fat FML

#593452
44 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by gymnasticscoach (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday I was using ma dad's cell because I ad broken mine. I was texting ma boyfriend all day wen ma dad needed is pone back. I forgot to tell ma boyfriend tat ma dad would be using te pone. My boyfriend ten texted grapically wat e wanted to do to ma dad. FML

#590218
76 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Loho (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas fir mah car. On mah way there, I prayed that mah car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew mah car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left mah wallet at mah house. FML

#584648
48 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by casey (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today..!! I was trying to convince mah boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde!! After screaming at the top of mah lungs..!! I trippd over a bin and hit mah head on a wall!! FML

#582886
146 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by blondie (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY.. . IT'S MAH 18TH BIRTHDAY . MY PARANTS GOT MA A $5 GIFT CARTIFICATA TO ITUNAS . IT CAMA FOR FRAA WITH THA IPHONA THAY JUST BOUGHT MAH SISTAR FOR HAR MIDDLA SCHOOL GRADUATION . FML

#580113
484 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a co-worker and I walkd out of our office at the same time. He got in his car, which was parkd right out front. I askd him what I had to do to get a sweet parking spot like that. He rolld up his pant leg and show me his prosthesis. He was in the handicappd spot. FML

#579815
65 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by Prometheus (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at mah friends house celebrating his 16th brthday. I couldn't find mah phone so I askd mah friend's grl if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dial mah number and look down to find she has mah number is savd in her phone as ASS FACE #3. big fat FML

#574941
112 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today... I got up extra early to curl my hair cuz I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstair my mom yells at me and says... "See... when you don't wake up on time yur hair looks like that. You could have atleast combed it!" FML

#574759
82 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by Rai (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to surprise-visit mah grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering there house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw mah near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

#572607
65 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 6:18am - misc - by kha (man) - United States (New York)

Today, At The Store, I Heard A Kid Complaining About Getting Braces. While I Was Saying 'thank You' And 'bye' To The Cashier, His Grandma Must've Seen My Slightly Crooked Teeth. She Pointed And Said, "Without Them, Yur Teeth Will Look Bad Like That Man's!" Everyone Around Looked At Me. FML

#572216
59 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 4:19am - misc - by teef (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday I Had To Perform A Skit In Mah Class Inhich I Have To Wear Tight Spandex Compression Shorts. The Class Laughed Pretty Hard, An I Felt Like I Had Done A Good Job. Afterward, A Girl I Have A Crush On Said, ( So The Stereotype About Asian Guys IS True. ) Through The Fluorescent Lights U Could See Mah Junk. FML

#571652
163 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by spandex (man) - United States (California)



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