Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

by Groom / 11/30/2008 at 5:51am / Miscellaneous

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

by Gregory / 11/28/2008 at 5:28am / Miscellaneous

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

by lovely-sweet / 11/27/2008 at 7:34am / Miscellaneous

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

by ripo95 / 11/26/2008 at 1:18am / Miscellaneous

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML

by niii / 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

by rob / 11/23/2008 at 5:59am / Miscellaneous

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

by lectro / 11/23/2008 at 3:22am / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

by Kourou / 11/21/2008 at 7:53am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

by Andy / 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm / United Kingdom (Craigavon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

by Mandoune / 11/07/2008 at 9:18am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

by Tom / 11/07/2008 at 7:47am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

by z / 11/07/2008 at 2:14am / Greece (Attiki) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

by Fsd / 11/05/2008 at 2:35am / France (Franche-Comte) / Miscellaneous