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Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

#3026
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5449) - you deserved it (23029)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

#3014
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6900) - you deserved it (13480)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:15am - misc - by bedrockmike - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17992) - you deserved it (1848)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

#2972
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22383) - you deserved it (2051)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:03am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML

#2946
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17051) - you deserved it (2070)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by noneoftheabove - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

#2857
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5084) - you deserved it (16677)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9571) - you deserved it (23660)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

#2804
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15365) - you deserved it (1434)

On 01/27/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by impatient amy - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5917) - you deserved it (57126)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

#2727
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22454) - you deserved it (2218)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by glittercat - United States (Missouri)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

#2721
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4820) - you deserved it (27081)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at the gym and as I was pulling out my earphones and getting off my treadmill, I heard the girl behind me say to her friend on the treadmill next to her, "Wow, there have no cute guys today." Her friend replied, "None at all. It's like everyone suddenly got gay or ugly." FML

#2709
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19259) - you deserved it (1673)

On 01/26/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Rothaar - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

#2695
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7063) - you deserved it (16986)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)



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