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Today, I was riding bike on the side of the road cuz there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honkd at me. Pissd off, I turnd around and screamd "shut the fuck up!" It was girlfriend's parents saying hi. big fat FML

#3349914
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On 06/29/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by ZZ - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I went on mah honeymoon to Hawaii. My family decided to surprise mah new husband and I by joining us on our vacation. FML

#3345356
177 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by marriedwithfamily (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's grlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said "no offense." FML

#3341978
136 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 7:07pm - misc - by Atomic_Tangerine (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I left on a 2 mont trip. I was in looool a urry to pack so I wouldn't miss ma plane. Tere were 2 piles of clots on ma bed. One pile was clots tat didn't fit to take to a trift store... one was to take wit me. Guessic one I brougt? mega FML

#3341149
124 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 5:52pm - misc - by Cheech (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older broter wo does mixed martial arts , cuz my ex saw me making out wit anoter girl. We broke up over 6 monts ago. mega FML

#3338347
200 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 3:55pm - misc - by thatCanadianGuy7 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I put on mah ( fat jaans ) bacausa nona of mah othar jaans fit. Naithar do mah fat jaans. fat FML

#3335401
96 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a facebook relationship request from my crush of 2 and a half years. I was so excited until he posted on my wall, ( Sorry wrong Catherine ). FML

#3334835
96 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 1:31pm - misc - by wowzersthatsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was at the mall with mah boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passd by me in the mall. He said ( What r you baby-sitting or something? ) He pointd to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

#3333969
172 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... I called ma Dad to wis im appy birtday. Te pone was disconnected... so I called ma sister to see wat looool is cell was. Se ten informed me tat our Dad was in jail 4 selling srooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

#3332242
127 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I askd how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

#3330800
149 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Asterisk1009 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Walkd Into A Gas Station And Saw Some $.25 Gum. It Lookd Good And I Thought I'd Had A Quarter In My Pocket. I Fine No Change In My Pocket Once I Get To The Register, So I Pull Out My Credit Card. The Cashier Laughs A Few Seconds Later. My Card Was Declind Fir A Piece Of Gum. FML

#3327464
47 comments

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On 06/29/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by DeniedAgain (man) - United States (Missouri)



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