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YESTERDAY MAH BOYFRIEND WAS ON THE ROOF OF HIS HOUSE . I CLIMBED THE LADDER BUT I AM KIND OF SCARED OF HEIGHTS SOHEN I GOT UP THERE I JUST SAT ON THE EDGE . THE GUTTER BROKE AND FELL DOWN AND I FELL ALONG WITH IT . MY BOYFRIEND SAID "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL U TO GO ON A DIET" . FML

#3413301
79 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 11:36pm - misc - by sydsophnova (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving ome . Se took a couple swings at me,ic I dodged . Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get te keys from er and . Se leaned over, an sunk er teet in to my bare soulder . Te doctor says I will ave a scar . FML

#3402233
184 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by Pelota (woman) - United States (California)

2DAY I WAS IN MAH NEW BOYFRIEND'S APARTMENT FIR THE FRST TIME. AS I WAS FLIPPING THROUGH HIS PHOTO ALBUMS, I CUMMED ACROSS ONE FULL OF DISTURBINGLY CANDID PICTURES OF ME. I FOUND SOME AS EARLY AS MAH TRIP TO THE STATE FAIR, THREE YERES AGO. I MET MAH BOYFRIEND TWO MONTHS AGO. FML

#3398201
409 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2day I took a bike ride to enjoy the weather and stoppd fir a break on the sidewalk of an overpass, taking in the view of the beautiful hills. I was approachd by a cop, who said to me: "Ma'am, I know yur life is crap right now, but I'm sure it'll get better. Please don't jump." FML

#3395753
136 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by Liz (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it was boiling hot so boyfriend an I decided to sunbathe in the garden an ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on upper back where boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

#3394819
114 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Beccarr - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I was home alone in the showerhen in the opening of the curtain, I could see a man in a ski mask. I passed out, hit my head on the tub. I then found out it was my dad pulling a prank on me. I almost died cause my dad wanted to see me scream lyk a girl. FML

Today.. . I loggd on to MSN fir the frst time in a month . In under 10 minutes.. . I found out that my little sister had changd my screen name to Jake the Weiner.. . told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love fir my best friend . FML

#3390593
126 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Jake (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I wrote a long wall post on mah teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deletd it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including wat was written on the post? FML

#3389905
186 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by Sallyfromtheseashore (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learnd that shaving my unibrowhile drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learnd that one brow looks better than no brow. FML

#3386965
97 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

today the dentist sneezed in mah mouth. mega FML

#3386815
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98316) - you deserved it (5577)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

2day I Found Out I Was Namd After Te Woman My Dad Was Aving An Affair On My Mom Wit . Fat FML

#3382382
119 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by lawoman27 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was supposed to work with this girl I really like but I had the flu really bad. I really really wanted to see her so I forced myself out of bed and went to work feeling terrible but determined to see her face. When I got to work I asked where she was. She had called in sick with the flu. FML

#3380750
68 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I mat wit a friand wo ad gainad soma waigt sinca I saw im last. looool Aftar a friandly ug, I puttad my and on is naw man boob and, witout tinking, laft it tara way too long. I raalizad tat I was groping im and, in a panic, did ta only ting I could tink of. I pattad it. Twica. FML

#3373378
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15708) - you deserved it (50110)

On 06/30/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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