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TODAY... MY FRIAND THOUGHT IT WOULD BA FUNNY TO DRASS IN ALL BLACK WITH A SKI MASK AN USA MY SPARA KAY TO BRAAK INTO MY HOUSA AS A JOKA. HA THOUGH IT WAS AVAN FUNNIAR WHAN I JUMPD OUT THA WINDOW AN BROKA MY LAG. FML

#5622271
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On 10/03/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TADAY I WAS HELPING MY FRIEND PACK HER CARRY ON FOR HER VACATION . I DROVE HER TO THE ARPORT, AN AFTER HER PLANE TOOK OFF, I NOTICD I PUT MY CELL PHONE IN HER PURSE . HER VACATION IS 2 MONTHS LONG . FML

#5621142
75 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 9 year old little sister is coming back in town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

#5620917
103 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by deadfish - United States (Florida)

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress tat I got 4 £5 only in a sale . I've been turning eads in it all day . Wen I got ome, my mum pulled te massive red £5 tag off of te back . FML

#5620277
65 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today during the opening night performance of our schools musical while I wasn't on stage I decidd to use the restroom. I came out to find two of fellow actresses putting thier hands over mouth. Apparently I had left microphone on and everyone heard me using the restroom. FML

TODAY, I SPENT THE ENTRE DAY PACKING MY CAR FULL OF BOXES FIR MY MOVE TOMORROW. WHEN I FINALLY FINISHED, I REALIZED I DIDN'T HAVE THE CAR KEY. IT'S INSIDE ONE OF THE BOXES. FML

#5618503
40 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 8:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

I woke up excitd fir ma trip to Jamaica wit ma friends. We went to te airport, an I gave tem ma passport to ceck in. Tey gave it back. It ad expird tree weeks ago. I watcd ma friends board te plane wile I'm stuck in te city. FML

#5617258
62 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by hahahaha91 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

today mah train was canceld so mah ticket expird by the time another train arrivd. I was find $90 by ticket inspectors 'cause mah claim that the early train didn't run was "unsubstantiatd". Leaving the train I was pushd by the crowd, fell, lost a shoe and had to walk home with one bare foot. FML

#5616852
47 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by ColdFoot (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, I went to see mah guidance counselor. I was supposed to hear from mah college about a scholarship by October 3rd. I was worried since it was already the 2nd so I went to talk to her. She never turned in mah nomination. Goodbye $80,000 scholarship. FML

#5615281
92 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 12:37am - misc - by Screwed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got offerd a ride to go home fir the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home an haven't seen mah family fir almost two months. When I calld mah mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML

#5611182
32 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 9:01pm - misc - by wowjuststop - United States (Virginia)

todayhile I was at a business supply store, I decided to get old paper birth certificate laminated so it wouldn't deteriorate further. The people working decided to wait until after it was done an I had paid to tell me that laminating a birth certificate voids it. FML

#5605552
102 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 3:32pm - misc - by nonexistant (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

we had a lockdown in our school fir 2 hours cuz a man was sitting outside our school in his car with a gun in hand. I texted mah mom telling her wat was going on and that it's on the news. She responded saying ( I'll tape it ). FML

#5605398
96 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 3:17pm - misc - by dannyboy1422 (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WANT TO THA DOCTOR TO TRY AND GAT ANSWARS ABOUT THA NUMBNASS AND TINGLING IN MAH RIGHT LAG!! THA DR TOLD MA I WAS TOO FAT FOR MAH PANTS, AND I PINCHAD A NARVA!! MAGA FML

#5604597
55 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by apowell5 - United States (North Carolina)



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