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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

#7728749
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On 01/31/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that my roommate uses her twitter to complain about me. FML

#7725800
57 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 11:01pm - misc - by sparkle (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML

#7718053
116 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 7:32pm - misc - by hahahawoww (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
284 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

#7708353
156 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 1:45pm - misc - by vikhelios - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad came out of a hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said "look! this place has cotton loin clothes" in front of my wedding party. FML

#7706171
81 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:21pm - misc - by indianaxx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML

#7699388
124 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 4:40am - misc - by wowsucks (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12865) - you deserved it (34690)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML

#7697046
61 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

#7682413
138 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210
179 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

#7678030
80 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 4:38pm - misc - by minette08 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended up going to Burger King. As we sat down at the table, I heard my name being called. My mum was getting lunch through the drive thru with my little brother and saw my car parked out front. FML

#7675609
61 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 2:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)



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