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Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

#6508757
88 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

#6508177
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37361) - you deserved it (9418)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

#6507762
29 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

#6506969
128 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 1:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend accidentally left her facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML

#6506923
127 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

#6501261
152 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 8:53pm - misc - by figures - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

#6500045
168 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 7:40pm - misc - by NickC (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

#6499900
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30204) - you deserved it (6257)

On 11/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

#6497177
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23319) - you deserved it (13278)

On 11/28/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by badDriver (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Clause isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

#6494207
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11801) - you deserved it (32100)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by TooTallNiCo (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I woke up and took my mom to work. It wasn't until after I got home, logged on Facebook and looked at the upcoming birthdays to see that it was her birthday today. No wonder she was silent the entire car ride and slammed the door on the way out. FML

#6493003
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6895) - you deserved it (53474)

On 11/28/2009 at 10:33am - misc - by MegGRRRz (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML

#6491389
70 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 5:16am - misc - by NickC - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

#6489895
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34521) - you deserved it (16193)

On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)



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