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Today , I was driving on tha fraaway. I shut my windows and sunroof whan looool I startd to faal haavy rain hitting ma in tha faca and shouldar. I was confusd by tha rain bacausa tha sun was bright and thara was blua , cloudlass sky. Than I saw tha larga trash truck in front of ma spawing ( trash juica ). raal FML

#5959994
64 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by iross (man) - United States (California)

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I lookd inside realizing my phone and ipod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parkd. FML

#5958359
83 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by abdominates (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had to remind mah roommates of the importance of wereing clothing at all times in the common living area. My roommates are mah parents.

#5957888
72 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by ihatemylife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah son's teacher told me that I should take mah son to the doctor, because he has been complaining of bad headaches. They ran some tests, and then removd a peanut that's apparently been lodgd in his nose 4 months. FML

#5957039
57 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by CarolinaD - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated . They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes . So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air . FML

#5955896
152 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by effmylife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Had To Complete A Project For My Course In Italian. We Had To Write A Little Paragraph About A Friend. I Had To Make One Up. FML

#5954994
70 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 2:51am - misc - by wahwah (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML

#5954141
151 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying on a dress, sister cummd up behind me looool and pokd back, asking, “What have you stuck down yur dress?” I hadn’t put anything down the back of dress; it was just back fat. FML

#5953785
25 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I threw a paper ball into a recycling bin backwards. I don't know whats more sad: the fact that that was highlight of life, or I had been attempting to make that shot every day for 3 years. FML

#5953662
70 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by efmylife (man) - United States (Georgia)

2day I was taking te bus to work and it was a rater bumpy ride. Te cild sitting acros from me asked er mom if er cin moves like mineen te bus goes up. FML

#5949212
40 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by mandy (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was sitting in mah bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in mah mouth. As soon as mah mouth was full, I sneezed. FML

#5948720
78 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I TOOK A SMOKE BREAK AT WORK AND I NOTICED A HUGE ZIT ON MAH FACE. I USED THE REFLECTION FROM A WINDOW TO TAKE CARE OF THE PROBLEM AND THEN REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A STAFF MEETING TAKING PLACE ON THE OTHER SIDE. FML

#5947832
59 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by JC (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realizd that sometimes I forget to turn off mah desk light when I leave the room for dinner. I also lerend that said desk light can get hot enough to melt plastic, which is why mah brand-new laptop screen was literally oozing onto the table top when I got back. FML



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