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Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML

#21517709
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21287) - you deserved it (1546)

On 01/21/2016 at 8:08am - misc - by ur_life_dus_suck - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML

#21517707
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16875) - you deserved it (4833)

On 01/21/2016 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my mom called me by her favorite TV show character's name. Again. This is the eighth time this week. I'm an only child, and I'm 15. I thought she had my name down pat by now. FML

#21517589
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18306) - you deserved it (1187)

On 01/20/2016 at 10:48pm - misc - by my name is sarah - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at school deleting documents I no longer needed on my school account. After clicking empty trash can, I saw a final paper on political science deleted. I'm not in political science, and I wasn't deleting files on my account. FML

#21517390
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17511) - you deserved it (9628)

On 01/20/2016 at 2:20pm - misc - by Jennifer (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized how much of a nutter my mother really is as she decided to write on a high visibility vest a "warning" that all foreigners, especially refugees, want to rape German women. She now wants to wear it each and every day in our hometown. FML

#21517384
21 comments

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On 01/20/2016 at 2:00pm - misc - by ashamed - Germany

Today, 9 years on, my dad still hates my husband for "ruining" my life by getting me pregnant in my late 20s. FML

#21517297
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19297) - you deserved it (1426)

On 01/20/2016 at 7:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my college roommate tried to kick me out, because what I say makes her uncomfortable. We haven't talked for 3 months. FML

#21517235
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19211) - you deserved it (1677)

On 01/20/2016 at 1:06am - misc - by college0001 - United States (Vermont)

Today, I got a new roommate. He's from Mongolia. He has had 5 friends over for the last 7 hours, all speaking Mongolian. This is the most awkward party I have ever been to. FML

#21517225
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18763) - you deserved it (1619)

On 01/20/2016 at 12:42am - misc - by Sittinginthecorner (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out if a tree falls in the forest and there's nobody around, it does in fact make a sound, and also $5,000 worth of damage to your truck. FML

#21517211
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20117) - you deserved it (1329)

On 01/20/2016 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML

#21517189
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21850) - you deserved it (1754)

On 01/19/2016 at 11:06pm - misc - by YipYop (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found out my father didn't have a rare brain disease, and that he was just an alcoholic. I've been taking care of him every time his "brain disease" acts up, for 2 years. FML

#21517034
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18750) - you deserved it (3184)

On 01/19/2016 at 3:53pm - misc - by blah - United States (Texas)

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

#21517019
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20800) - you deserved it (1691)

On 01/19/2016 at 3:07pm - misc - by Mr_Yato (man) - United States

Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country I just moved to. Guess I don't speak the language as well as I thought. FML

#21516917
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20323) - you deserved it (2703)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:37am - misc - by hrmpf (woman) - Germany (Bremen)



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