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Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

#21505155
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On 12/18/2015 at 1:16pm - misc - by Tejanoswhy -

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

#21505151
59 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm - misc - by tara (woman) - Switzerland (Zug)

Today, I accidentally farted while on my flight home. It was silent but so deadly that several people were visibly distressed. The overweight guy sitting next to me got a bunch of dirty glares. I was too ashamed to own up to it. FML

#21505094
49 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sri Lanka (Western)

Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML

#21505056
60 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 3:33am - misc - by Zyopy (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my sister shaved a chunk of my hair off while I was sleeping. I'm getting married in three days. FML

#21504961
91 comments

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On 12/17/2015 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

#21504934
80 comments

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On 12/17/2015 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML

#21504813
67 comments

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On 12/17/2015 at 1:45pm - misc - by anon (woman) -

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

#21504603
91 comments

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On 12/16/2015 at 9:47pm - misc - by phone-less - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister finally came home from the hospital with my new baby nephew. When I got a chance to hold him, my mother mentioned that he looked a lot like me when I was a baby. My sister started crying. FML

#21504149
56 comments

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On 12/15/2015 at 7:32pm - misc - by hi_im_ughlee (woman) -

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Today, I went for a much needed relaxing massage. As I lay down, the renovation works in the next building started up. FML

#21504091
23 comments

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On 12/15/2015 at 5:01pm - misc - by BangBangBzzz (woman) -

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

#21503943
114 comments

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On 12/15/2015 at 8:03am - misc - by ConfusedGirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

#21503817
98 comments

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On 12/14/2015 at 10:30pm - misc - by sarahrachel - United States (New Mexico)



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