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Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

#21354177
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (9752)

On 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm - misc - by assholedad (man) - United States

Today, apparently when you tell a hairdresser "A little off the sides." they hear "A bowl cut, please, and make it look extra stupid." FML

#21354162
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29458) - you deserved it (3274)

On 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
70 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

#21353788
112 comments

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On 02/10/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by randomdude3890 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

#21353566
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34573) - you deserved it (2329)

On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my roommates told me they want me to move out of our apartment. We would have never gotten the apartment without my credit score, and most of the furniture is mine. FML

#21353380
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33322) - you deserved it (2331)

On 02/10/2015 at 1:05pm - misc - by ididn'tevendoanythingwrong - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a friend tell me all about how being a vegan was so great. They were eating eggs. FML

#21353006
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29326) - you deserved it (2855)

On 02/09/2015 at 9:32pm - misc - by LunaCrow (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

#21352803
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31303) - you deserved it (3752)

On 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32652) - you deserved it (2995)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

#21352465
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32808) - you deserved it (2693)

On 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

#21352213
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28844) - you deserved it (1903)

On 02/08/2015 at 5:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

#21352091
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34936) - you deserved it (2795)

On 02/08/2015 at 1:28pm - misc - by sorry :/ - United States (New Jersey)



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