Today, at 5 am, I got a notice from my bank saying my account...

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2019 13:18

Today, at 5 am, I got a notice from my bank saying my account was 4800 in the negative. The reason? My internet provider accidentally drafted 5285 instead of 52.85. I have to wait 3 hours for the bank to open. No way I'm getting anymore sleep

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cassandrastarr 1

Monday 16 September 2019 23:31

was it directv?.. they are famous for doing stupid shit like that. or should i say at&t....worst company ever!!!

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cassandrastarr 1

Monday 16 September 2019 23:31

was it directv?.. they are famous for doing stupid shit like that. or should i say at&t....worst company ever!!!

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