Today after much soul searching with my therapist we have determined... - FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2019 08:10

Today after much soul searching with my therapist we have determined my anger and depression stem from the fact I hate my parents, my wife, kids, career choice, home, pets etc. Basically I hate everything about my life and will never find happiness FML

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 30 June 2019 2:19

you just wasted your money dude

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 29 June 2019 6:05

Same. Except for the wife and kids. That's one mistake I'll never make. No rhyme intended.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 29 June 2019 6:05

Same. Except for the wife and kids. That's one mistake I'll never make. No rhyme intended.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 30 June 2019 2:19

you just wasted your money dude

JuliaKay14 33

Friday 23 August 2019 19:59

Maybe don’t marry and have kids with someone you don’t like? F their lives, you deserve it

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