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Today, I heard an electric saw cutting through something outside my condo. I presumed it was a complex maintenance guy working on something. It was a thief using an angle grinder to cut off my bicycle's U-lock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56671) - you deserved it (5790)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

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wow thats a lot of effort just to steal a bike

#2 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:54pm by RavensRule97

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Must have been a really fucking nice bike.

#4 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:55pm by Dudeman277

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