Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

by LizLiao / 04/14/2009 at 3:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • That sucks, but next time pay more attention and don't run down the hallway or at least not right next to the walls where you can get hit by doors.

    Soy la primera persona!!!

    #1 - On 04/14/2009 at 10:06am by 420hiadventurer

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  • you loved it.

    #3 - On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am by rukusrazor

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