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Today, I bought a coral colored hooded sweatshirt, which my girlfriend told me was "hot". I wore it to a baseball game tonight. When it got cold I put the hood over my head, only to hear everyone behind me laugh. The back of the hood said "Boy crazy". It was a teen girls sweatshirt. FML


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On 04/14/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by khood (man) - United States

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH I think I love you. Definitely my new favorite FML. hahahahhaha :D

#1 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:07am by katiekaite

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Clearly you didn't inspect the sweatshirt enough when you bought it.

#5 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:12am by Silhouette

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