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Today, at the age of 22 I started eating my boogers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6806) - you deserved it (45960)

On 01/11/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by Snotmyfault - United States (Washington)

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Exposing your body to things like dirt, grime, snot, etc., is actually a healthy thing to do. By exposing your body to tiny amounts of germs like that, you're actually exposing your immune system in a fairly harmless way and boosting your immune system.

Also, by placing the germs inside your mouth, where your immune system is constantly alert and working (saliva, tonsils, etc), it's relatively safe.

May sound gross, but it's true. Still, you can get ill from this practise, so be aware. I suggest washing your hands often, at the least.

#6 - On 02/09/2009 at 4:42pm by cndrow

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as long as noone sees you it's a victimless crime, mwa haha

#3 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:33pm by timmytwofinger

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