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Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45083) - you deserved it (4720)

On 04/13/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by ididlookgood (woman) - United States (California)

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Just try not to be so ugly

#7 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:25pm by Rubenesque33

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Want to meet a guy? Pretend your top feel off at a party. You want to work out? Go to a gym, don't fuck where you sweat. She's obviously trolling for some moose-headed douche-nozzle.

#10 - On 04/13/2009 at 5:35pm by rukusrazor

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