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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (133988) - you deserved it (7646)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Good try on his part, though. Glad you aren't a total idiot.

#1 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:30pm by kristenlee

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what a dick...thats horrible, im sorry :[

#2 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:31pm by lexii29

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