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Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49742) - you deserved it (3322)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by RainyDay (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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#9 checking your rear view mirror is a good idea but it won't help at all if you have nowhere to go to avoid someone hitting you. The other driver was an idiot.

#12 - On 04/11/2009 at 8:39pm by Son_of_God

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the people who say deserve it can go fuck themselves you are indeed fucked yeah they'll pay for it but depending on how bad it is it will still say accident on your insurance

#18 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:59pm by ZiggyMorrison

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