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Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by RainyDay (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Wouldn't you have known if you got hit? Like, you know, feeling the car move?

#14 - On 04/11/2009 at 9:15pm by Altrown

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#13 OP was hoping no one got hit BEFORE the impact. You typically hear teh screeching fo tires before you get hit.

#20 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:18pm by sjx

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