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Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML


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On 03/16/2010 at 9:31am - misc - by Lea (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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How the hell did you drop your keys down an elevator shaft?

#1 - On 03/16/2010 at 2:41pm by Ecnassianer

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Then you get a report from the person who retrieved your keys and take it to court to fight the ticket. Easy!

#4 - On 03/16/2010 at 2:43pm by idkweird

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