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Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML


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On 04/11/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Wow, way to overreact. One thing this site has taught me is a lot of girls think they're getting hit on when they aren't. Fucking get over yourself. You probably aren't that pretty.

#2 - On 04/11/2009 at 1:57pm by SpunkT

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YDI, how in the world could you think that they were hitting on you?

#1 - On 04/11/2009 at 1:55pm by collegegirl8

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