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Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61898) - you deserved it (4939)

On 04/11/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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Wow that sucks. Little word of advice...

To be early is to be on time
To be on time is to be late

Just an age old adage my parents taught me.

#3 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:04am by nomadxx7

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I can see this happening. Out of the handful of bus drivers I've met, they all hate one thing more then any other:
People that risk their neck and jump through hoops to get on a bus.

#1 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:04am by Chaith

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