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Today, I went to a friend's sweet sixteen. Since I didn't know any else at the party I was really happy when the mother told me she sat me next to someone she thought I would have a lot in common with. He ended up being mentally challenged and talked to a sock puppet the whole party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53666) - you deserved it (3447)

On 04/10/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by NotRetarded (man) - United States (New York)

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#3 was clearly the one sitting next to the OP.

#5 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:44am by blinkblink

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Sock puppets are quite talkative... Esp ones with googly eyes

#3 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:40am by ScottyD620

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