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Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46144) - you deserved it (6084)

On 04/10/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by bastardddd (woman) - United States (California)

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there's only one solution...take out the competition

#5 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:48am by Serial

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Awkward...make sure he's talking to you next time? I mean there's really not much to say about this except for "that sucks".

#1 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:41am by Jaywin

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