Miscellaneous: Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table...

By yum. - 10/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 23:39 - United States

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 21:35 - United Kingdom - Stourport

Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML

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By sadness - 12/10/2012 02:48 - United States - Metairie

Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2014 05:03 - United States

Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML

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By Sam - 04/03/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

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ohhboyy 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:36

nice friends .. you stayed there why?

kkkristennnn 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:37

those aren't you friends then...

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lilian96 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:34

aww that sucks :(

powkehbiew 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:37

=^( That sounds like something that would happen to me..

dirkes 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 9:16

thats sad :/ as is the post

Four 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:33

Aha sucka

ffmmllyaya 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 2:02

scree em who need em

Randalltk421 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 12:56

I don't think you went to eat with some friends. I think you went to eat with some people you know.

A7X2012 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 8:54

Sounds like they did it on purpose

philadelphianus 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:37

they're not really your friends or else you need to shower

kkkristennnn 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:37

those aren't you friends then...

iazy9 14

Saturday 27 March 2010 4:24

fatty

de_ehlluminati 14

Tuesday 10 November 2015 4:03

Cockbag

ohhboyy 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:36

nice friends .. you stayed there why?

hk_fml 9

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:41

wow and they just let you sit alone? You definitely need some new friends.

philadelphianus 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:37

they're not really your friends. or maybe you just need a shower?

imhawaiian 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

Pull up a chair my friend.

shaynashakesit 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:43

Wow, how rude. They should have found another table.

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