Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
by ShowOff / 03/11/2010 at 3:13am / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
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Duh, you can cut yourself with a dull knife as well. YDI.
#3 - On 03/11/2010 at 10:13am by itsme88
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You should have demonstrated on your neck instead of your palm. Perhaps then the punishment for your stupidity would have been more suitable.
#7 - On 03/11/2010 at 10:15am by Boddmon
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