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By Noname - 09/01/2009 11:21 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that the large container of leftover beef stroganoff that I put down the garbage disposal last night had backed up into my bathtub this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 08:00 - Australia

Today, I had to temporarily remove the drain pipe under the sink. I absentmindedly poured the stinky water from the trap into the now drainless sink, and flooded the cupboard I was working in with it. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By J Rush - 21/03/2012 11:46 - United Kingdom - Welshpool

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

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By AwwChute - 21/02/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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Get rid of the evidence!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By hhaghigh - 14/03/2020 00:08 - United States

Today, I was draining the water from my fishbowl out into the kitchen sink. The fish was still in it and decided to go with the flow, literally, right into the garburator. I was too scared to stick my hand down there to save it; instead I panicked and turned the garburator on. FML

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linolium9 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 23:47

I'm a plumber so let me offer some advice. rule of thumb states that excess food needs to be disposed of in the garbage. the purpose of your disposal is for small scrap meal left on the plate that wouldn't come off by scraping the plate over the garbage can. examples: rice pieces, a few noodles, or that little bit of lettuce from your salad. not an entire rubbermaid container of stroganoff. PS the only thing that is good for your disposal is ice. it sharpens the blades and doesn't clog up. NO EGGSHELLS OR POTATO SKINS. just FYI

SagemoonBlood 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 21:33

Is That Even Possible ?

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SagemoonBlood 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 21:33

Is That Even Possible ?

dhbeaver 9

Thursday 11 October 2012 5:43

Apperently

MrsDruidess 23

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:26

yes it is, OP is an idiot though. the garbage disposal is for cleaning the little scraps off your plate, not for huge amounts of food!! Thats what your trash can is for.

o8643 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:43

That's not stroganoff...

person5150 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:35

Yesh this is possible lol happened to me once in the shower but it like came out of the wall it wuz weird i was like WTF?!?!?!?!?!? good to know that this has happened to someone else btw

Dave010897 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:37

LOL! #3

Casius_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 10:50

Thats freakin hilarious!

soiree_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 21:43

never put meat in a garbage disposal. meat and eggshells are both big, big no-no's

_theman_ 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 4:13

and why is that? ive put meat in mine and nothing bad has happened. eggshells i havent tried yet, i should go do that. ;) haha

TurtleLightning 7

Sunday 15 June 2014 19:33

Meat is no but why eggshells?

RandomRaveDude 10

Tuesday 8 September 2015 4:40

I'm guessing leftover calcium in the eggs may corrode some metals and just make your sink really ugly looking.

Khalavaster 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:04

Lol... YDI for not bagging it up and tossing it into the garbage bin. Quite a surprise though!

katzepferd 0

Monday 17 August 2009 19:28

throw it away, or, better yet, eat your leftovers, assuming they arent old, which you didnt specify

vampiregal16rulz 5

Friday 6 November 2009 4:29

um, garbage disposal isnt connected to plumbing that hooks to you shower, so its impossible for it to be stroganoff....its some other unwanted type of 'left overs'.