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Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML


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On 03/08/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by dream_girl_3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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you totally deserve this one. you probably knew he is a douchebag and you let him drive your car anyways. he doesn't have a licence for a reason !!!!

#1 - On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am by fernando1980

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First.. YDI you silly bitch

#2 - On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am by allard

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