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Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10605) - you deserved it (65114)

On 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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How in the world did you manage to do that?

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:52pm by TurtleGenius

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You have GOT to be kidding me. How did you manage to pull that, smart one? Seriously, didn't you notice that NOBODY had brake lights or flashers? Typically when you're in a hurry you'd notice that. This is EXACTLY why we should all just take cabs from now on.

#21 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:47pm by SVelasquez

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