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Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23055) - you deserved it (2570)

On 01/09/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

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I'm a guy, so no comment about having stomach hair .. but we're all mammals aren't we?
F*** this sexist world for making girls everywhere think their beautiful natural bodies are unnatural.
Never ever met a girl I haven't found attractive in some way or other.

#14 - On 04/29/2009 at 10:50am by Loboguy

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a little faint hair is kinda cute. as long as its not like a fucking forest

#2 - On 02/08/2009 at 2:53pm by olypicgold

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