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Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed: standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my brand new car. FML


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On 03/06/2010 at 10:22am - misc - by Coldflame (man) - United States (New York)

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ydi for using your new car as the ride. You should have used one of their cars

#5 - On 03/06/2010 at 1:58pm by fyl1009

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Next time, if youre the DD, take one of the other people's cars..they'll either be more respectful, or it wont matter if they are because you dont have to clean it.

#7 - On 03/06/2010 at 1:59pm by FallonsRocket

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