By shortiem - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML
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astro_plastic 0

I'm slim but have an...ample bottom, and never have my pants actually ripped. Why? Because I wear the right freaking size. It's not that hard.

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heyred 11

It could have been worse by ripping during the meeting.

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jazziloveberryy 3

LOL #5. OP- Maybe they were old jeans. Or you have a big butt, which it's usually nice to have a big butt. XD

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cater2U 0

that happened to me too and it was my favorite pair too :( I feel for you

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ImaginaryFoe 0

That happened to me. They were distressed jeans and terribly old but I still felt like a porker when it happened (even though I wasn't). At least it happened back in your room.

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cater2U 0

it has nothing to do with being fat it's just that the jeans from being worn and washed so much just give and rip. do you think before you talk?

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cater2U 0

and I'm not fat I wear a 3 in jeans so yea nothing to do with fat like I said earlier...

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Horney4her69 0

#20 - nail on the head.

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FYLDeep 25

Why would something like that be mandatory?

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cookiepenguin 0

so? u were at home, and u can buy new jeans later. it's not that big of a deal, fatass.

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BrownSugar_fml 5

Should have bought Levi's not cheap walmart jeans.

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adamsk1 0

don't feel bad. I went from a size 2 to a size 7 in 6 months through basic training and tech school. now I'm in a size 2 again but sometimes they're too tight and I have to put on a size 4. maybe you just have a nice ass... who knows. but try working out if you feel overweight. btw for those who wanna crack jokes I'm 5'7" 130lbs.

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adamsk1 0

don't feel bad. I went from a size 2 to a size 7 in 6 months through basic training and tech school. now I'm in a size 2 again but sometimes they're too tight and I have to put on a size 4. maybe you just have a nice ass... who knows. but try working out if you feel overweight. btw for those who wanna crack jokes I'm 5'7" 130lbs.

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AlterEggo 0

The tone of OP makes me think she is fat. So, YDI for being fat.

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bobateme 0

wow i would expect something less faggish out of someone in the military (if that is you in the pic)

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heyred 11

It could have been worse by ripping during the meeting.

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caits13 0

You just need some new jeans. :p

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