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Today, I came home expecting a surprise party. It was my birthday and I had overheard my friends planning it all week. Nobody was there. It turns out the party they were planning was for my friend's dog's birthday. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by sheryl_m (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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You need to find new friends...a party for their dog? Really?

#5 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:28pm by lnm701

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Happy birthday!
But you know, the dog deserves a party, too.

#3 - On 04/09/2009 at 5:25pm by WendlaMimii

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