Health: Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my...

By BracesSuck - 09/04/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

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By Silent - 18/10/2018 17:30

Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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Brace yourself

By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 07:00 - Philippines - Cebu City

Today, I went to the dentist. She put a spongy thing on my teeth and told me to bite. Her finger was there, so I was confused and… I accidentally bit her finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By Bob - 22/11/2011 18:06 - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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Uconnrunner 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:24

You should probably sue that bitch

babble 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:25

I hate being "worked on" (dentist, physical therapist, etc.) by people who are incompetent or not careful.

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f_this_noise 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:24

OWWWW! FYL

nopeace4me 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:37

That is what I fear most when going to the orthodontist for my braces. Now I feel a whole lot worse

maddieguinn 0

Monday 19 April 2010 0:50

oh well get ovr it

Uconnrunner 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:24

You should probably sue that bitch

nopeace4me 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:40

Omg! What did you do to her? That's what I fear most when it comes to someone working on my braces. I wouldn't her try again without taking those nails off!!

babble 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:25

I hate being "worked on" (dentist, physical therapist, etc.) by people who are incompetent or not careful.

yessiee123 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:08

mee too

mtlxpimp 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:26

i would of slaped her right in the face

Infamous_Hawk 6

Tuesday 26 July 2011 16:47

slapped*

mbusey 20

Sunday 29 July 2012 13:14

Would have*

AlexC_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:26

why the **** did you let her try again?

lnm701 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:30

My mouth hurts just reading this. I hope after the second time you wised up and asked for a different person to work on you.

hockeygirrl18 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:31

ouch. id hit her. and she should get fired + she should have taken those damn nails off after the first time she effed up.

McLaughlane 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:32

I'd have told her to get her hands the **** out of my mouth if I were you.

resawins 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:36

OWWWWWWWWWWIE!!!! i'd be ******* pissed! i hope you yelled at her and got someone else to finish. sorry dude!

Adamantoise 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 23:38

Bite her finger when she inspects your teeth? Or cough/spit in her face 'on accident'? Even better, start drooling uncontrollably and make her clean it up. That'll teach that bitch a lesson or two.