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Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by LonnyLonnikins (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Why would you walk to pick up a cake like that? How stupid are you?

#8 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:14am by heathcoate

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wow you're dead!
but in your defense the cake should have been delivered

#2 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:08am by red_wings

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