Transportation: Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was...

By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML

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By Anon - 06/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was working when a forklift came speeding out a trailer without honking. I jumped out the way, only to trip over something and fall out the dock door. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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By NotHelpingAgain - 28/10/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML

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blobzorz 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:40

yeah I hate when people sit outside spots like it's theirs

DGross 8

Monday 1 March 2010 9:41

People these days... that does suck OP FYL The person waiting was probably pissed they wouldn't get to their triple cheeseburger in time to satisfy their expanding gut...sad

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blobzorz 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:40

yeah I hate when people sit outside spots like it's theirs

gev 0

Monday 1 March 2010 10:35

what? no, I'm not going anywhere, just loading this box. why do you ask?

tweetbaby14 18

Monday 1 March 2010 11:58

I'm not really understanding the fml in this. is it just cause people honked at you? if that's the case that's the reason for that finger between your ring and pointer, and if that doesn't work just go up to their car knock on the window and punch them when they roll it down. glad I could help :)

tweetbaby14 18

Monday 1 March 2010 12:00

oh my bad I misread. you hit your head yup fyl

cucuto89 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:38

Excuse me, could you help me with this box? I bet a lot of people would've responded to that..

MrMaD_fml 2

Monday 1 March 2010 15:11

fixing a trunk strut is pretty simple stuff, you should replace it asap so you don't knock yourself out next time. as far as the mo'ron honking at you, I'da left my car in that spot for as long as i could out of spite, but that's just me.

Darraven 0

Monday 1 March 2010 15:37

my car truck shocks are shot too!!! I have had the trunk drop on my head so much I think I have brain damage!!! It will cost $300 for new ones.

Reyo 2

Monday 1 March 2010 19:45

1. Give him the finger 2. Take your sweet time loading the box 3. Get in the car 4. Sit there for the next hour and a half 5. Pull out when he passes you to look for another spot 6. Back in when he comes back 7. Start looking under your hood 8. Repeat steps 5-7 if necessary

mn_mpls 0

Monday 1 March 2010 21:40

when people honk at me for stupid reasons I like to just honk back and wave

ajthemistress 6

Monday 1 March 2010 22:43

@#58 You took the words right out of my mouth. When people do that to me I make SURE they don't get my spot. I don't do that to others so why should they do that to me. OP that really sucks sorry to hear it but you gotta make what fun you can out of the situation.

ZeroMachine 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:26

@#66, you are a dick.

rasellersjr 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 7:13

totally agree with 58

lizzilla8297 2

Wednesday 6 October 2010 0:27

give them the finger.

happyapy 16

Tuesday 12 February 2013 16:09

That's you find something to prop open the hatch, pull out your lunch, set up camp and belligerently eat your sandwich while making direct eye contact with the a**hole.

sulitak 27

Sunday 31 March 2013 9:54

THIS. I wouldn't hurry at all. if you're struggling to get a box loaded, that asshat isn't getting the spot. I'd go back into the store after loading it.

DGross 8

Monday 1 March 2010 9:41

People these days... that does suck OP FYL The person waiting was probably pissed they wouldn't get to their triple cheeseburger in time to satisfy their expanding gut...sad

vostro_candy 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:43

You should have dropped the box on that car's hood for being such an asshole. Maybe a little help from the guy would've sufficed?

Dotters0420 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:43

People are morons, and chivalry is dead.

GRgoldfish 19

Sunday 13 January 2013 17:12

not dead…just lost :)

Blue_Blur 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:53

What one should do in that situation is finish putting the box in the car, and then lock their car and leave it for a bit, even if just to teach those rude idiots a lesson.