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2day I was running late fir work and realized I forgot to pay a bill!! I turned on mah computer to pay the bill and brushed mah teeth while it set up!! I had a mouth full of mouthwash and decided to pay the bill before I spit!! Then, I sneezed mouthwash all over mah laptop keyboard and screen!! mega FML


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On 02/28/2010 at 12:19am - misc - by atleastmybreathisfresh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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This is my post. I agree with most of you. Total dumbass thing. I admit it. It didn't ruin my computer, just made my keys sticky for awhile and there are permanent smear marks on my screen.

I did turn my head, ended up sneezing into my arm but it splashed down onto my computer. There just wasn't enough space to explain it.

I decided to pay it before i spit cause i was trying to save time and only had to press a couple of buttons. Made sense at the time. Seemed like a waste to just stand there for 30 seconds and do nothing. Lesson learned.

I had to pay it before I left for work because it was due that day by 3 and by the time i got home it would have been too late.

Carry on the mocking :)

#47 - On 02/28/2010 at 9:35pm by keighty

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In all honesty, the risks were pretty clear, but at the same time, you gotta do what you gotta do to be on time, and I think a lot of us have been in that position. I'll say FYL.

Also, I like the nickname that you used for this. I can't help but love when the nickname works with the FML story.

#2 - On 02/28/2010 at 6:14am by DmF288

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