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Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21375) - you deserved it (5913)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

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wow, ur teacher's a dumbass

#1 - On 02/27/2010 at 5:06pm by jessxoxo28

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Go to your attendance office and fix it.

#9 - On 02/27/2010 at 5:10pm by Loveya448

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