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Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.
wow , kicking at night is one thing but actually grabbing someones head and punching is a far more advanced level .lol FYL
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Thursday 10 April 2014