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Man or woman?

Today, I was at a gay bar and asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, are you pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been and always will be a woman, asshole." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20260) - you deserved it (73224)

On 04/08/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by thatwasmiz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Aren't those extremely personal questions to be asking? Could we get a transgender/transvestite to weigh in on this discussion?

#10 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:21am by jojo1031

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I clicked YDI, then FML.
It's a bit of both, I've gotta say, some of them can be pretty damn convincing!

#8 - On 04/08/2009 at 10:19am by Ncc_Tardis

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