Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

by cman / 02/26/2010 at 6:17am / Romania (Iasi) / Miscellaneous

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  • You fail because you couldn't outrun an old drunk with his dick out. What? You got got square wheels on your wheelchair or something?

    #6 - On 02/26/2010 at 1:54pm by CallMeHush

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  • I hope you smack the hell outta him!

    #2 - On 02/26/2010 at 1:52pm by rosto16

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