Today, I was trying to take the cap off a can of spray cooking oil. It was really stuck so I pulled extra hard. It flew off and I punched myself in the head. I also sprayed myself in the eye with it. The lump on my forehead and my swollen shut eye make me look like Popeye, but I'm a girl. FML

by popeye / 02/25/2010 at 10:18am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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  • You should have just used Olive Oyl! What were you cooking, swee' peas?


    #5 - On 02/25/2010 at 1:54pm by perdix

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  • you should get revenge on the can of oil, find its mother, and blast her with the shot gun that you have. that'll teach the can of cooking oil not to be pissy

    #10 - On 02/25/2010 at 1:56pm by darienlake

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