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Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71030) - you deserved it (3291)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)

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That would just suck. Hardcore.

#1 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:03am by littlkj5

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I had something similar happen to me. My dad went to India " on business" and couldn't bring my brother and me. He came back remarried with two new children. We never saw it coming but apparently it had been in the works for over a year

#16 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:44pm by alwaysalady

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