Today, I went into my parents room to empty their wastebasket. Next to it and around their bed, I found tissues that were soaked in an unknown sticky substance. I had to pick them up. FML

by disgusted / 02/23/2010 at 1:09pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

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  • It was your dad's semen mixed with either your mom's vaginal secretions or her saliva if she gave him a blow job and spat.

    YWIA, I am always glad to help people identify unknown bodily fluids.

    #3 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:15pm by perdix

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  • it was the syrup from their midnight snack.

    #6 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:20pm by nomnommonster

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