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Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by sandiego - United States (Texas)

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think of it this way... he said his gf was SEXIER which makes u sexy but her more.. so if anything he was calling u a sexy bitch... damn girl damn ur a sexy bitch a sexy bitch damn ur a sexy bitch damn girl!

#6 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:22am by Foxracingluver

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Yeah, Angelina Jolie is probably sexier than you too. Who cares what some drugged out asshole on the street says?

#4 - On 02/22/2010 at 6:22am by GenevieveL

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