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Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by makeuuuuup (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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OMG your life is over. How are you gonna explain to everyone that you wear makeup?

#5 - On 02/21/2010 at 3:11am by HakoneRider

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Umm.. can someone explain please?

#1 - On 02/21/2010 at 3:09am by OooNooo

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