Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML

by Noname / 02/20/2009 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • i TOTALLY get you.

    I'm 18 and I was at a Candy/Fudge store down in the tourist-area of the city I live in.

    They were giving free samples of fudge and the lady was like, "Are any of your parents around? I need to make sure you aren't allergic before I can give you one."

    I wanted to punch her out.

    #1 - On 02/20/2009 at 6:58am by jscene

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  • Take it as a compliment... not all of us are as lucky as you! :)

    #2 - On 02/20/2009 at 7:15am by anony_mous

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