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Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML


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On 04/07/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by laurisshnazzy (woman) - United States (California)

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... so if you walk down this street everyday, why didn't you know about the pole?

#4 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:24am by AllyB

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If he didn't immediatly offer help while laughing a little, you probably shouldn't bother anyways.

#3 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:19am by R_Wing

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